I need a local muse with an eye for my talent.

Luck is my best chance, but you know how long those things take to grow.

Another Doobie Brothers song, I guess.

Hired guns can always work in a pinch, but the investment is risky

and feels like sandpaper going down.

I ain’t too proud to beg. Stop! Yes, I am. That shit has been out of fashion since Desert Storm.

Remember Kim? I do.

Don’t forget. You always get what you paid for.